keepcalmandlistentoblink182:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account



mypetwussy:

how does a black girl know shes pregnant??

when she pulls out her tampon, all the cotton has been picked




shorturl:

go away happy people with your happy relationships and happy lives and happiness


methlabrador:

i would pay so much money to be not ugly



shout out to me for not killing myself yet


idc wat u say mom im funky fresh



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dies


queefjerkey:

do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something


ur buying me 2 tacos